var mydate=new Date()
var year=mydate.getYear()
if (year<2000)
year="19"+year
var day=mydate.getDay()
var month=mydate.getMonth()
var daym=mydate.getDate()
var hour=mydate.getHours()

x="th"
if (daym==1)
    x="st"
if (daym==2)
    x="nd"
if (daym==3)
    x="rd"
if (daym==21)
    x="st"
if (daym==22)
    x="nd"
if (daym==23)
    x="rd"
if (daym==31)
    x="st"

y="WELCOME!"
if (hour<12)
   y="GOOD MORNING"
if (hour>=12 && hour<17)
   y="GOOD AFTERNOON"
if (hour>=17)
   y="GOOD EVENING"
if (month==1-1)
  if (daym==1)
    y="NEW YEAR'S DAY"
if (month==2-1)
  if (daym==14)
    y="VALENTINE'S DAY"
if (month==3-1)
  if (daym==17)
    y="ST. PATRICK'S DAY"
if (month==4-1)
  if (daym==1)
    y="APRIL FOOLS' DAY"
if (month==7-1)
  if (daym==1)
    y="CANADA DAY"
if (month==10-1)
  if (daym==31)
    y="HALLOWEEN"
if (month==11-1)
  if (daym==11)
    y="REMEMBRANCE DAY"
if (month==12-1)
  if (daym==24)
    y="CHRISTMAS EVE"
if (month==12-1)
  if (daym==25)
    y="CHRISTMAS DAY"
if (month==12-1)
  if (daym==26)
    y="BOXING DAY"
if (month==12-1)
  if (daym==31)
    y="HAPPY NEW YEAR"
if (year==2011)
  if (month==2-1)
      if (daym==2)
         y="GROUNDHOG DAY"
if (year==2011)
  if (month==2-1)
      if (daym==3)
         y="CHINESE NEW YEAR"
if (year==2002)
  if (month==2-1)
      if (daym==15)
         y="CANADA FLAG DAY"
if (year==2011)
  if (month==3-1)
      if (daym==13)
         y="SPRING FORWARD"
if (year==2011)
  if (month==4-1)
      if (daym==22)
         y="GOOD FRIDAY"
if (year==2011)
  if (month==4-1)
      if (daym==24)
         y="EASTER SUNDAY"
if (year==2011)
  if (month==4-1)
      if (daym==25)
         y="EASTER MONDAY"
if (year==2002)
  if (month==4-1)
      if (daym==22)
         y="EARTH DAY"
if (year==2011)
  if (month==5-1)
      if (daym==8)
         y="MOTHER'S DAY"
if (year==2011)
  if (month==5-1)
      if (daym==23)
         y="VICTORIA DAY"
if (year==2011)
  if (month==6-1)
      if (daym==1)
         y="GAME DAY!!"
if (year==2011)
  if (month==6-1)
      if (daym==4)
         y="GAME DAY!!"
if (year==2011)
  if (month==6-1)
      if (daym==6)
         y="GAME DAY!!"
if (year==2011)
  if (month==6-1)
      if (daym==8)
         y="GAME DAY!!"
if (year==2011)
  if (month==6-1)
      if (daym==19)
         y="FATHER'S DAY"
if (year==2011)
  if (month==8-1)
      if (daym==1)
         y="B.C. DAY"
if (year==2011)
  if (month==9-1)
      if (daym==5)
         y="LABOUR DAY"
if (year==2011)
  if (month==9-1)
      if (daym==11)
         y="GRANDPARENTS DAY"
if (year==2011)
  if (month==10-1)
      if (daym==10)
         y="THANKSGIVING DAY"
if (year==2011)
  if (month==11-1)
      if (daym==6)
         y="FALL BACK"
if (year==2011)
  if (month==5-1)
      if (daym==2)
         y="FEDERAL ELECTION"
var dayarray=new Array("Sunday","Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday","Thursday","Friday","Saturday")
var montharray=new Array("January","February","March","April","May","June","July","August","September","October","November","December")
document.write("<font color='#D72209' face='Arial'><b>"+dayarray[day]+"</b></font></small>")
document.write("<br><font color='#D72209' face='Arial'><b>"+daym+x+" "+montharray[month]+", "+year+"</b></font></small>")
if (y!="")
document.write("<br><font color='#FF0000'><b>"+y+"</b></font>")